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The daily bread...machine

I've been using a bread machine for a while,and it's actually gotten sort of like my rice cooker.

Yes, you can cook rice in a pot, but honestly, if I can delegate that to a machine that does it perfectly every time without any fuss, I'm all for it.   So for dishes that take rice, a minute spent adding rice and water and then pushing the button and its all taken care of.    

I'm using this breadmaker, the Zojirushi home bakery supreme 2-pound-loaf breadmaker, partly based on a recommendation and partly on reviews.  I wanted a bread machine that produced a rectangular, basically standard-sized loaf. 

why?  A pretty prosaic reason; sandwich bags.  They come in one size, and I didn't want to be trimming my bread all the time to fit into them.  

 This is my standard bread; it's a white bread recipe that I split the top of and add butter (that's the groove on the top of the bread).

Buttertop white bread

You can set a variety of things, this is the "light" crust option.  One thing that I've noticed is that the baking isn't uniform -- see how the left side of the loaf is darker than the middle?   that's not really a big deal on taste, but if you would like perfectly browned, pretty loaves (and who wouldn't?) there may be another model that does it better.  That's about the only drawback I've found, though.  

To make a 2lb loaf (about a kilogram) it takes 1.5lbs of flower, a little salt, a little sugar, a little butter and a little yeast.  No preservatives -- it'll get pretty hard overnight, but what I've been doing is I bake a loaf twice a week, and anything left over goes to the pigs or chickens or salad croutons or breading or... all sorts of things.  It never goes to waste.  

50lbs of flour at my local megamart costs $16.50, so the cost of the flour per loaf is about $0.50, figure the other stuff runs about $0.15, and you've got a nice loaf of freshly baked bread for about 3 minutes work and $0.65.  So with two loaves a week my bread "budget" is $1.30.  Cheap.  

There are a couple of things that you have to do to get the recipes correct.  Baking is chemistry, not cooking.  You'll get the best results if you're pretty precise about your measurements.  Towards that I cook by weight.  

Repeatable baking means you use a scale

Scales are relatively cheap, and for stuff like flour, measuring your ingredients by volume means that you'll get more sometimes, less others.    For a bread machine of this size I suggest a scale that can measure in grams, this particular scale does do grams, but only in multiples of 5, which means that I can get pretty precise, but I would be happier if I could get exactly what's called for.  With this scale I'm plus or minus a gram or so, which works out ok.  

(I chose this scale because it weighs up to 5kb/10 lbs, and when I'm making sausage having a scale that maxes out at a smaller number is a bit of a pain in the ass.  )

You can make any sort of bread you like; sourdough or wheat or bread with stuff in it.  Most of my bread is eaten as sandwich or toast, so I basically like a pretty standard white or wheat.  The process is pretty simple.

You add water, then dump flower, sugar, dried milk, butter and salt into the pan.  No need to mix it.

Bread machine loaded with the ingredients for whole-wheat bread. 

 One mistake that I made early on was not following the instructions regarding the placement of the yeast.   The yeast will start growing when they touch water, and while you want that (that's how bread is made light and fluffy), you don't want it to start too soon.  So the instructions say dump all the ingredients in, and then make a little hole in the flour and put the yeast there, carefully so that the yeast does not touch any liquid ingredient.

the yeast pocket

If you don't follow this your yeast will not rise and you'll get what looks like playdough, not a loaf of bread.
So you select your crust preference, press the button for wheat loaf, and walk away.

One very nice feature is that it's got a delay timer.  If you'd like to wake up to the smell of fresh baked bread,    delay the start so that the loaf is baked right when you get up.  Fresh baked bread in the morning is a real treat.  Makes the kitchen smell great.

whole wheat loaf (pictured above)

 The side crust is a bit darker and crunchier than the top crust; that's been true of every loaf I've made.

nice fine grained bread.  

It's not quite as tall as the white bread loaf.  I'll tinker with it.  

The divot in the bottom of each of these loaves is from the paddle in the bottom of the bread machine.  Otherwise it looks like it came from a bread pan.  

I was on the TV news

I did an interview with the local newspaper, and on the day that the story ran two local tv stations sent their news crews down to interview me. 

 It was a bit odd, actually.  i thought that someone might be interested, but understood the story to be running the day after this.  So imagine my surprise to find two news crews in my farm driveway waiting for me.

 There is an odd sensation when they come at you with cameras.  "Mr King!  Are you Mr. King", and I have to admit that before I figured out what was going on I had an instinctual "what on earth have I done!?!" moment.

 The pigs were pretty interested at all this activity on the fenceline.  Fenceline activity is usually going to end up in food for pigs, so the pigs were there and ready for any food that might come their way.  That's piglet on the right in the photo above.  She's my favorite pig.

 The reporters pretty much stayed on the topic, and didn't even comment on the pile of produce that we were feeding the pigs (you'll see it in the lower right in the photo above.  Romaine lettuce was on the pigs menu).

 Both crews fitted me out with a microphone.  I wondered how I'd look on TV.  No makeup for me.

 Here's another view.  they were interviewing me right where we unload produce just before feeding it to the pigs.

And after my interview, one station did a live broadcast from my farm.  "From ebey island, this is..."

My 37 seconds of fame.